What to do when you're bored in school.

Warning : This article may cause severe lameness and therefore the lame-hearted should not read this.

Tip 68412.12 :
Bored? Have to wait for your transport to come? Well, think again! The first lame thing you could do is to crash something you're not suppose to go for. Ex : A class when a teacher is teaching, prefect meeting, ELDS meeting, Leo meeting, teacher's meeting or any board meeting you're not invited for. Or a party.

When i say crash i don't mean crash crash. You could spy on them. Yes, you read it right, I said, SPY. You know like Totally Spies? Here are a few tactics you can use :

1. Walk up and down outside the room like a million times and make sure they ask you what are you doing? And then say some excuse. OR just run away laughing like an idiot.

2. Literally spy on them. Like listen through the walls. And peeking in through doors.

There are more but i'm too lazy to type them.

Anyways, have fun trying out these activities! :D

Signing off,

The S.L.S :)

P/s : If YOU think you're not being spied on, THINK AGAIN .......... :)

Screw it.

Stupid maths. I hate maths. It sucks. Especially indices. I'm really horrible at that. I know now where i got my lousy indices and algebra skills from. My parents. I asked my dad to help me to solve this dumb equation and he just stared at the paper and he stared at me. I basically messed up the whole Paper 2 today.

Aaaahh, tomorrow's the last day of exams. KH and GEO, bleh. I haven't even finished studying for it yet here i am. Not studying. i can't study anymore la. No concentration. My attention span is like super low now. That explains why i'm here.

And you had no right to call me that. NO right at all. Arsehole.

Haha, hello.

I haven't been updating. So far, the conclusion of the past three days of exam :

Crap, crap, and even more crap. Kinda screwed everything up :)

Anyhoos, i know i've mentioned it but i really really hate algebra. And indices. But more of algebra. I'm getting a frigging headache doing it now. It's not that i can't do it or understand it. it's just that this stupid book is extremely hard. And it's full of nonsensical and hard equations, ALGEBRA, and indices. :(

Anyways, chillaxxx. Two more days of 3-4 hours of sleep, and lots of studying and i shall be free!!! Freeeeeee. Seni exam and sivik and PJ doesn't count so technically i'm freeeee by this Friday.

Is anyone planning to watch Star Trek? hahas.

Oh mama.

Hangman is coming down from the gallows and i don't have very looongggg.

The jig is up, the chase is up, they've finally found me.

The renegade who had it made, retrieved for a bounty.

Never more to go astray.

This'll be the end today of a wanted maan, waaantteddd maaaaaannnnn.

Firstly, i would like to wish a big Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there! :)

And it's ALSO someone's birthday today!

Hapsie Birthday Loshni!

Haha, we sorta surprised here just now. Me, Liz, Shivi, and Grace.

You know, i'm like PANICKING like crazy for tomorrow. Exams. But i just don't have the mood to study. Ooooohh. i am dead. I just feel like going out and having some fun.

And hey, i can survive in a kampung. In Sabah. I can. Don't you think so? Of course i can. I can survive without any civilization. I'm not a shallow, bimbo, spoiled brat who lives to shop. That's not meeeee. NOT me. I'll prove it to you. This message is broadcasted to Grace Keow :)

Oh and i would also like to APOLOGIZE to Liz. You caught me when i was in bad mood. Sorrryyyy. Sorry i was being so bitchy. See.... the phone woke me up, and i was kinda very tired, and then you smsed me and i replied a very mean reply. So so sorry :) I feel bad.

EVERYONE FAILED MY TEST ON FACEBOOK. WAHAHAHHA. FAILED. EPIC FAILLL!! HAHAH. Dumb test tho. I'm going to make a new one.

Nothing lasts forever. [Prepare for a very long post.]

Guess what? i have NO idea what i'm going to be. No idea whether i'm going to the Science Stream. NO idea what's happening next year. Our schools should like educate us , like if you take this, you get this career. We all really should have counseling. Not like the ones we have here. And we SHOULD get to pick subjects we only need to learn. Like i'm not gonna be a freaking acturist or accountant, am i? So i DON't NEED to take add maths. Or geo if i don't want to be a geologist. They should follow the overseas way. The only reason why i'm not sure i want to go to Science is cos i'm scared i'll fail everything or let's say i decide to do something which has NOTHING to do with science. So i just wasted two years studying my arse off. See? Have you all decided? At least you all have. Everyone but me :

Oh this is the retardest video ever. Pls do watch if you feel like being a retard. haha :



Oh and i present to you the awesomenest duet ever :



Oh and i know who went out!! Thanks to Keith, thanks to CCY. They spoiled it. SO i'll spoil it for you now. :D

ALLISON WENT OUT. Haha, i'm so happy. I really thought Kris was gonna go out. Oh wells, i hope my predictions come through :)

And go us who are not going to school tomorrow! Haha.

Oh btw,

Happy Birthday, Keith! :)

See i'm the first one to wish you here, right? :P
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The Host is a very good book. One of the nicest books i've read. It's not like Harry Potter or Eragon. It's not completely sci-fi. It's not a romance novel. And it's definitely NOT a retard book like Twilight. It's a sci-fi mix adventure and romance. The starting might be very confusing but if you have the patience to read it, it WILL pay off because it is a very well written novel. It is about life and love. It opens up another point of view about us humans and our world. It shows you how powerful love is and it teaches you to value your life. And it also shows us how cruel and violent our world is. It's true. Why don't you check out the newspapers today? All you see is violence, violence, cruelty, abuse and more violence. War this, war that. Honestly, I DON't THINK we even deserve our world. Look at what we did to it. Look at what we did to the enviroment. Anyways, please do read the sypnosis :

Melanie Stryder refuses to fade away.

Our world has been invaded by an unseen enemy. Humans become hosts for these invaders, their minds taken over while their bodies remain intact and continue their lives apparently unchanged. Most of humanity has succumbed.

When Melanie, one of the few remaining "wild" humans is captured, she is certain it is her end. Wanderer, the invading "soul" who has been given Melanie's body, was warned about the challenges of living inside a human: the overwhelming emotions, the glut of senses, the too vivid memories. But there was one difficulty Wanderer didn't expect: the former tenant of her body refusing to relinquish possession of her mind.

Wanderer probes Melanie's thoughts, hoping to discover the whereabouts of the remaining human resistance. Instead, Melanie fills Wanderer's mind with visions of the man Melanie loves—Jared, a human who still lives in hiding.

Unable to separate herself from her body's desires, Wanderer begins to yearn for a man she has been tasked with exposing. When outside forces make Wanderer and Melanie unwilling allies, they set off on a dangerous and uncertain search for the man they both love.

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Speaking of the environment, I don't understand why they keep advising us to oh, pay your bills online, do this online, do EVERYTHING online. Save paper. But did they know that as i am typing THIS, CO2 is being released into the atmosphere? Did they know that Google searches releases carbon dioxide? Did YOU all know that just by going online, viewing websites, Facebooking, reading the papers online, watching a video, DOWNLOADING stuff, it all pumps CO2 and burns fossil fuels and what not and therefore, it has a very HUGE carbon footprint. I bet you didn't know. SO whatever we do, we can't help but destroy our planet. Well, my classmates do. This was my PLBS topic for English. Hope you read it so that you can at least be aware of it :

So it's Sunday morning, you're sitting down at the computer with your cup of coffee, and you decide to search for the latest YouTube hit. You groan. That video is taking too long to load. You open a new window and decide to read the morning paper while you wait for the video to download. This scene may seem innocent enough, but were you aware of the fact that your websurfing has an impact on the environment? Would you be surprised to know that it contributes to a greater global carbon footprint than the whole of the aviation industry?
Although they might seem ephemeral, websites have real-world environmental footprints. Their files are stored on servers, viewed by personal computers, and connected via networks. To operate these components, all of which are necessary to create a complete website experience, electricity must be consumed. And to generate much of that electricity, fossil fuels like coal and natural gas are usually being burned.
So, when you are sitting in London viewing a website hosted in California, there are power plants on at least two continents actively pumping carbon dioxide into the atmosphere in order for you to watch that video or read that online newspaper.
Since millions of people are surfing the web every hour of every day, that carbon footprint adds up to an astounding 2% of international emissions each year. In fact, according to the American research firm Gartner, the carbon footprint of information and communications technology exceeded that of the global aviation industry for the first time in 2007. Add to your own footprint those of the billions of existing web searchers, not to mention those now coming online in Asia and Africa, and the numbers are staggering.
Even simple online activities take a toll on the environment. Google does not divulge its energy use or carbon footprint but, based on publicly available information, we have calculated that each Google search generates an estimated 5-10 g of CO2, in part because Google's unique infrastructure replicates queries across multiple servers, which then compete to provide the fastest answer to your query. On the other hand, just browsing a basic website generates about 20 mg of CO2 for every second you view it.
More complex websites with rich animations and video can be responsible for the emission of CO2 at up to 300 mg per second. Where are these emissions coming from? For a typical website experience, the dominant contribution to its footprint comes from the electricity consumed by its visitors' computers, followed by the network infrastructure needed to transmit the website, with the servers and data centers providing the website as the smallest contributor.

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Did you read yesterday's newspapers about the cruel thing they did to the poor 400 dogs? The poor innocent stray dogs. It was sooo upsetting reading it. Some bozos, the people in Pulau Ketam, decided stupidly to dump 400 dogs in an uninhabited island! What the heck man. It's animal slaughter for crying out loud!!! The dogs there die of starvation and the other dogs eat their dead carcasses. Some dogs try to swim back but the fisherman shoo them away and they eventually DROWN. PLEASE la. This NO WAY to solve a/the problem. I, as an animal lover, hopes that the head of the bozo village and the people pay for their cruel, cruel, cruel, CRUEL thing they have done.

Oh my.

I WANT A PAIR OF THESE GORGEOUS SHOEESSS. *swoons* Haha. I can't believe i'm swooning over a pair of these pretty babies. :)

Ugh. This belongs to Asian Barbie Doll, XIA XUE, who has a very cute bf. Check it out. Number one blogger in Singapore. Like ew. http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/

I realise my blog is very ..... DULL. It needs more pictures. Or else, it'll be words words and MORE words.

This is so unproductive. I should be studying. Nevermind. I will be skipping schoolie tomorrow to study. Woop de doop. :)

It's raining now. WOOHOO!!

Haha, it was only raining for like 3 minutes. Pfft. So much for a rain.

Oh Nicole, you're SO negative.

Pfft. Yes, i know. I AM negative. Yea, i've been telling everyone that it's the end of the world and that we're all going to die. Boo hoo. But i just realized yesterday that we're not going TO die. It'll spread here soon but it's actually not very dangerous/serious. I mean, there have only BEEN 16-20 deaths in Mexico and US. So, fat chance that they're going to shut down the schools. That's if unless, the strain DOESN'T mutate and become more dangerous. Anyhoo, i missed THE MPH Warehouse Sale. I missed it. And guess what i missed too? SJ and DJs IU Day and the outing yesterday at Sunway. I so so regret not going for all of that. Instead, i rotted at home and at tuition. Uhhmm, that was my lovely weekend.

Ohh and now i HAVE to sleep with the lights on because i fear something will come out from the dark and bit me and infect me with rabies. Ugh, blame Quarantine. I shouldn't have watched it But it was nice in the sense that it was scary as hell. You should watch it IF you like horror stuff.

And i thought about what you said, i don't know. Am i THAT shallow? Does it look THAT obvious? Am I or do I look THAT desperate? I don't think so.

To like or to NOT like.

To crush or to NOT crush.

Oh my, i kinda was sleepwalking yesterday night. Well, not sleepwalk but apparently i left the computer on and my dad came to wake me up and APPARENTLY i GOT up and switched off the computer. Funny how i DO NOT remember any of it.

Oh my gosh. I just bought Grey's Anatomy the VIDEO game! WOOO! And Dawn of War 2/ii/II. But sadly, it can't work :

Anyways, i'm off to finish my other homework and oh, did i mention i'm reading the Host? That's right, i'm reading the host. By Stephenie Meyer. You noe, that woman who created Twilight? Yup but this book is mucho awesome. Much nicer than stinking vampires. Anyways, Good BYE!

Am i that shallow?

I am procrastinating now. I will edit this post tomorrow. I promise :)

Influenza.

And they all lived happily ever after.

We all want that. Well, some of us do. But there's no such thing as that. Whoever who created this should be kicked in the ass. HARD. Haha, i'm just quoting from Grey's Anatomy. It's true, though. Anyways.

Lately, i've been paranoid. I'm just paranoid. It's nothing. Just because i've been telling practically everyone that it's the end of the world doesn't mean i have influenza A/Hbla bla. GEez. And yes, i know that i'm too paranoid. But it's reached level 6 already! I mean, not officially, but technically it has. It's reached ASIA alraedy. It's in HongKong. Switzerland. I guarantee that it'll reach here in no time. What more proof do you all need to realise that we're all going to die? OK, i'm being a pessimist. So what? We should be preparing for the worst. Hmm, i'm just blabbering here so everything i just said might not be true. But who knows?

Back to the happily ever after nonsense. Yes, no one EVER gets a happy ending. The person we yearn for, the one we want to be with, we CAN'T. You know the saying so close yet so far away? It is so cliche.

My posts are always so not happy-ish. :

Anyways, tata.

AND OH ONE MORE THING, I'M NOT A SPOILED BRAT! PFFt. Give me one example of why i'm a brat.

Complaining here.

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes Makes a man go (whistle) That's the way they all come through like (whistle) X 2

[ i la la love this song.]

I'm not gonna be wasting your time, so i'm going to NOT complain about how i can't study so Yay ME.

You know, i really hate being the Blair and she being the Serena. I'm referring to GG so those who watch it might/will understand. It's so annoying. I mean, i may love her to bits (as a friend.) but it's always so annoying. She always gets what i want. And she doesn't even try. Wow, she is like Serena's twin. Her twin! And she's modest about it and that makes me feel bad about myself. Urgh, everything! EVERYTHING she gets. Ohhh, when we get to Form 5, i think i might go mad. Yes, i may be jealous. I admit it, I AM. So what? It's always not fair. Anyways, whatever.

Charlie the unicorn is so LAME!

Today, me, Liz, Shivi, Grace and Bue went to Mv to shop and supposedly have LUNCH. Did the usual. Got everyone's pressies.

Ok, i'm done crapping.

Oh one more thing, sorryyyy i can't make it for SJ's IU :(