I am dead to the world.

IU DAY IS SO FREAKING ................ SARINGAN IS ALSO THIS WEEK SO I'M LIKE ......................

AND boy, all i did was just stone in school today cos of lack of sleep and well, i was bloody moody and pissed off in school. SORRY. It's just that this frustrating thingy or person or thingy is pissing me off. Actually them, for example, all i ever wanted was a hmm, a plain chocolate sundae. But NO, they have to turn it, CHANGE it, without asking ME, into a banana split. A Whole diff thing. Anyways, i just might have lost my temper one or two times. And guess what time i got home today? Ok here was my schedule today. School, practice, then my mom dragged me to Amcorp Mall to get groceries AND THEN, i needed fans so me, Grace and her brother took the LRT and walked to Petaling Street, which i might say, SUCKS. Don't ever go there. You'd die of boredom. And i got home at 10.00pm. Perfect? And then i had to call and sms every single freaking person for practice and argue with them why they have to stay back and what not. And guess what time im gonna be home tomoro? 7pm. How fun. Ok got tons of hw to do. Taa.

I'm too lazy to blog now.

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HEllO PEOPLE OF THE PLANET.

Training was BLEH, no kidding. Guess what? The wedding dinner last night was even more BLEH! I got all dressed up (in my pretty new cheongsam, cos of the theme Shanghai Nights) and my cousins didn't even come! Even more Pfft! It was uber boring. Boring boring BORING. It was the tradiotional chinese thingy. And oh, do hear me say this, I DO NOT WANT TO GET MARRIED THE TRADItiONAL CHINESE WAY. It's just too boring. It doesn't live up to my fantasies, my expectations. I like cheongsams and all, but the wedding ceremony is way too boring, i would like to elope to Europe and get married. Hahah. In my dreams, i will. So all i got yesterday was OH NICOLE! You look very pretty tonight! Nice cheongsam! Wah, you're very tall now! (Hehe, actually i was. Taller than my dad. Cos of the heels, hee) So how old are you? And i'll say 15. And they'll say OHHH. PMR this year!

Well duh, you don't have to state the obvious.

And i was surrounded by drunk people. My dad, my uncle, other uncle, aunts, other relatives i don't even know about! And I was offered beer and wine so many times by the waiters. Geez, can't you see i'm a 15 year old? Well, duh. And the best thing is, i don't even know who the groom is! I have no idea how he is related to me. OH OH, and the bride? Speaks Mandarin. And so the emcee is like speaking in Mandarin. And the whole table, my uncles and aunts and ME, of course were bananas! HAHAHHA. We couldn't understand anything.

Anyways, i gotta go. Tuition and then IU Day stuff.

Yesterday, the storm was superly scary.

SCARY. You know the chairs and tables by the poolside flew out and now they're broken. The pretty tree by the poolside fell down. Down the hill (I'm on a hill. In a condo. On the 20th floor. Yea, 20th.) i couldn't count how many trees fell down. And there was a really bad jam. In fact, even in Gasing Indah, trees fell down. And a tree fell down on the roof of one of the buildings at the school in front of me. Anyways, the wind was sooooo strong, the windows and the doors were shaking. I'm on the 20th floor so i think i was kinda freaked out by the thunder and lightning which sound as if they were just right next to me. And i thought the building was gonna fall or something.

P/s : Come for Assunta's Leo IU next saturday!

I am feeling so guilty now.

Dance as if no is watching; smile as if everything is perfect; give as if you have everything; kiss as if it was your last time; love as if you've never been hurt.

I wish i could just escape school.

School sucks. How is it possible that i got a B for my English? B. A FREAKING B. I got 90 for my last exam. What the crap man. Aaaaaahhhhh.

Conclusion of my results : Totally crapola.

Do you know that IU Day is NEXT WEEK? And everything is a total rush. And i hv to do choir. And not to mention the fashion show. OMGOSH. And to think i even had time to watch Shopaholic or Knowing. Hmph. I hate school.

Hey ya'll.

I didn't go to school today. Instead, i went to do my History Kerja Khusus with Bue today. On Sultan Abdul Samad Building. Had lunch at RSC. I'm kinda feeling lazy to blog. Oh oh,

Hey, please participate in this! Turn off your lights for an hour this Saturday, 28 March at 8.30pm.

It is a worldwide event so make sure you do this!

Oh hey, btw, i love Grey's Anatomy. I cried so much while watching episode 13. So awesome. And 90210 rocks too. Oh, and Desperate Housewives is just haha!

Am at Bue's place now.

Tomorrow, we have to 'bentang' Pak Belalang. Bleh. So, last minute work here and there.

Maths is a bozo subject. DUMB, DUMBER, and DUMBBBBB. I dislike Maths. Maths doesn't like me too.

I had like two freaking marks to A for the bozo subject. Careless mistakes. PFFT. I think i'm gonna give up on Fish Wrangler. I'm bored of it now.

Guess what? David is still so dead. So extremely dead. Dead and gone.

Today.

Fun Relay. Not very fun. 1u. Arcade. Foosball. Didn't bowl. Dragonball Evolution, kinda ok. I wouldn't know cos i have never seen an episode of it before. Call me weird but Goku looks kind of cute. Walked around. Bleh. There's school tomorrow. Grrrrr. Oh, David Hoh, you are still SO DEAD. !!! Tata, i gtg sleep. I dislike school.

Phuket pics.

The inside of the cave thingy.

Look at the sort of like cave. The falling, leaning thingy.Dunno what natural bla thing.

James Bond Island. This was after the fishing village. It was super boring. Don't ever go there. It's just full of caves and bla and bla. Waste of money if you actually pay. i haven't actually seen the movie so i wouldn't know what was so nice about the island. Look at the water. Come on, it's green. it looks like the lakewater.

Floating village, Panyee Village. The local who took us there is apparently the leader/chief. I'm not really sure. And we had seafood! Loads of SPICY seafood. I do not like seafood. But i wanted to be nice, so i ate squid ew, crab erlack, and hmmm, oh i ate pineapple too. I don't eat pineapple so yea. The food was really spicy.

On the tiny boat, on the way to the lousy James Bond Island at Phang Nga Bay. A local brought us there. Aaah, long story. Long story short, it was free. But the journey in between, the car journey was just gruesome. And you know in Phuket. Phuket time is much much worse than Malaysian time. 9am became 10.05am.

Still at Karon Beach. This was how clear the water was.

Karon Beach, where my hotel is. Water was pretty clear. As clear as Gold Coast. And for the first time, i actually went out really REALLY far and didn't freak out and i could still see the water. No fish or corals. So no snorkelling here. OH, the sand on the beach was awesome. And guess what, it squeaks! When you walk on it. Pretty funny. Thank goodness, NO JELLYFISH! I really don't like the sea. Because like in Penang, you can't see the damn water, and you don't know what's beneath you and what you're stepping on. And all of our shit and pee goes into the sea. And i think i have a fear of sea monsters. Real or not.

The other half will be posted!

100 Truths (Tagged by SM)

001. Real name : Nicole Fong Wen Shan
002. Nickname(s): Nic, Fong, Nicole?
003. Zodiac sign : Scorpio
005. Male or female : Durhh, female.
006. Elementary : Um, Jack & Jill.
007. Middle School : Assunta Primary (1), SK Pulau Tikus PENANG, SKC Infant Jesus (1) MALACCA. Umm, i think i spelled the names of my school correctly, haha.
008. High School : SMK Assunta.
009. College School : Anywhere but here.
010. Hair color : Very dark brown.
011. Long or short : My hair? Long.
012. Loud or Quiet : LOUD, duh.
013. Sweats or Jeans : Jeans.
014. Phone or Camera : Both.
015. Health freak : Nope.
016. Drink or Smoke? : Neither. I hate alcohol and i will never ever smoke.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? : Hmm, maybe :) Or maybe not.
055. Waiting for : My school life to end.

FUTURE:
058. Want kids? Yea.
059. Want to get married? Yes.
060. Careers in mind? I have no idea.

WHICH IS BETTER IN THE BOY/GIRL YOU LIKE ?
068. Lips or eyes? Both.
070. Shorter or taller? Taller. But not too tall.
072. Romantic or spontaneous? Both.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms? Both, haha.
074. Sensitive or loud? Both.
075. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.
076. Trouble maker or hesitantum? I dunno.

HAVE YOU EVER
080. Lost glasses/contacts? Yea, many times, but i found them.
081. Ran away from home? Nope, but i might.
082. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Nope.
083. Killed somebody? No way.
084. Broken someone's heart? Not that i know of.
085. Been arrested? No.
087. Cried when someone died? Oh yes, in real life and in tv shows or movies. I am a crybaby.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
089. Yourself? Sometimes no.
090. Miracles? Sometimes yes.
091. Love at first sight? No, there's no such thing.
092. Heaven? I dunno, no one knows for sure.
093. Santa Claus? NO.
094 Tooth Fairy? NO.
095. Kiss on the first date? Yea.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? I think so.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? No, i'm depressed.
099. Do you believe in God? I'm not sure.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people. Sigh, i tag everyone in my link list.

Lyrics are awesome. This song is from her movie. ERLACK. Sorry i can't post it here, cos blogger is being a pain in the arse.

If you do not know what mumps are,

Mumps or epidemic parotitis is a viral disease of the human species, caused by the mumps virus. Prior to the development of vaccination and the introduction of a vaccine, it was a common childhood disease worldwide, and is still a significant threat to health in the third world. Painful swelling of the salivary glands (classically the parotid gland) is the most typical presentation. Painful testicular swelling and rash may also occur. The symptoms are generally not severe in children. In teenage males and men, complications such as infertility or subfertility are more common, although still rare in absolute terms. The disease is generally self-limited, running its course before receding, with no specific treatment apart from controlling the symptoms with painkillers.

I really hope i don't get this.

Yo, everyone. I'm back,

And i am so glad to be back. Seriously, i am. Phuket was fun and all but i just missed home. I'm not going to do a full report on the whole darn trip cos i am so bloody pissed off at my dad who switched off the bloody astro so IT DIDN't RECORD ANYTHING. NADA. So i missed all of my shows this week. PFFT. Guess what? My neighbour's place got broken into and the whole place was ransacked. Even the tv. How stupid can the guards at my place be to not notice a freaking huge telly???? Please do tell me.

I'm feeling wobbly and sleepy. The sleepy is because of Phi Phi Island. I practically snorkelled the whole day. So i'm really dark now. the wobbly is cos of the speedboat. I almost puked. My mom did. You know, the whole room feels like it's going up and down. Upppp and downnn, just like a boat. Don't you think so?

I would like to watch Watchmen but it's 18. Pfft.

If you are ever going to Phuket, DO NOT GO TO THE STUPID JAMES BOND ISLAND. It is a total rip off. And do not go to Phuket Town to shop. And do not stay at Patong beach because it is full of kweilos and everything there is overpriced.

I'm sleepy. Good night, people of the world.

Just so you know.

i am going to be in Phuket this whole week. My flight today is at 6pm. I'll be back by Friday morning. My blog MIGHT be dead. But i'm sure i'll find a way use the computer. I mean, it's Hilton. I hope it's gonna be sunny there.

I AM DREADING PHUKET.

Can someone be me for this week? I so do not want to go to Phuket. In FACT, i haven't even packed. Help! Oh guess what? This song is awesome.



Seriously, awesome!

Stardust

Oh and i just watched Stardust yesterday again. It's so awesome. I love it. And guess what? I'm going to Phuket on Monday. I am so DREADING it. And i need to get a new cheongsam or a top for my relative's wedding. I also am about to slap my dad's face. Do you know that he STOLE MY SONGS? He put them in his USB thingy to put in the car, and he got some songs like SELENA GOMEZ-TELL ME SOMETHING??? AND DEMI LOVATO??? AND ALL MY SONGS. I am so disgusted.

Today was one heck of a day.

12 AM to well hmm, 4.30 AM and 11.30am : This was at Shivi's hse after they tried to watch Benjamin Button but failed oh-so miserably cos they were sleepy. We played some lame games and ate cupcakes at um 2.30am in the morning. We played that card game that is something like Heart Attack but not that. We played Heart Attack too. We also kinda finished the water in the hse playing Waterfall. Really dumb game. In the end, me, Grace and Liz were just talking and talking in the dark about stuff for about 45 minutes and at 4.30am, we just fell asleep. We woke up at 9.30am and had to change and hv breakfast cos at 11.30 we had to leave for ze ICC Concert. ANYWAYS, i had loads of fun. HAHA.

12.00 PM to 4.00 PM : ICC Concert was a drag. I was sleepy so i couldn't really concentrate. There was loads of screaming. And One Buck Short and Caprice performed. And today is the very first time i've ever heard about them. Some dance performances were very nice. But most of them are all the same moves. Quite boring.

I went out for dinner at 6.30pm. I was stuck in this conversation about expensive lingerie which cost RM3000 over. Yea, THREE THOUSAND. It's true. I was just in the middle of it which was between my mom and my two aunties.

Guess what? My little immature 12 year old brother has finally learned about the birds and the bees. It's hilarious. He keeps asking us stupid questions like Where's your Fallopian tube?? and
Do you have condom? I wanna see it. HAHAHA. We were all laughing about it.

Ok and at 9.00pm. As were about to leave, my aunt tells us that my grandmother (if you hv been reading about her, you should know that she is a very stubborn lil old lady who lives with a maid in her apartment and she loves complaining about every darn thing AND that she CANNOT live by herself because she has this tube thing in her stomach? Yea.) ANYways, the maid said she lock herself in her own room and that she fell down. And she's screaming for help. So we all rush there. Thank goodness, the maid called for help and got the neighbour's help. So when I got there, her neighbour was trying to open the door. Hitting it with tools and everything. MIND YOU, THE KEYS WERE NOT WITH MY AUNTY NOR WITH THE MAID OR ANYONE ELSE. If you want to know why, pls refer to word STUBBORN in this paragraph. So we had no key, we told the guy that you can break down the door. So at 9.55pm we finally broke down the door, and we find HER lying on the floor, looking very drowsy and all. She doesn't even know what's happening. Thank gosh, there was no blood or anything serious. She took her painkiller and somehow fell and i dunno la. Details of this incident are not confirmed yet. So scary la.

And then, WE LOST 4-1. To Liverpool. That is sooooo crappy.

Hi ya'll! I'm at Shivi's place now :]

Sleeping over today so not coming for training tomorrow morning. Watching Benjamin Button now. I'm using this labtop thingy which is so hard to use. I mean, to me la. Anyways, Marley and Me was disappointing but I still cried my eyes out. The book was so much nicer. Liz's typing for me now because I gave up at the second sentence. If you didn't cry in Marley and Me, I'd call you a heartless person. I thought that the movie was too much about John and Jenny instead of well, hmmmm MARLEY? Seriously, i think it's a forgettable movie. But then me, Grace, and Bue were like crying and crying so after the movie, our eyes and noses and faces were red. Oh, LOSHNI cried too! Liz teared. In fact, everyone teared and actually felt sad except Shivi.

HAHAHAHAHA.

I HATE THIS THINGY. I JUST TYPED A WHOLE PARAGRAPH AND THE WHOLE THING JUST DELETED ITSELF. PFFT.

Anyways, Race to Witch Mountain was COOL!! It was kinda predictable but it was action packed. You might like it and you might not but i liked it. Anna Sophia Robb was GOOD. There was this guy in the movie, the other teen, Alexander Ludwig. He was kinda cute. GOOGLE him. Haha. It was funny. Grace cried.

I'll post a pic of Alexander Ludwig when i'm at home. Till then, tata!

OH, tomorrow's ICC Concert. P/s: I LOVE Benjamin Button :)

Tagged by Clare and Joy.

I do not want to do 100Q so i'm gonna do 20 first. I know, so smart right? HAHA.

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs.Tag 10 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.Continue this game by sending it to other people

01. What have you been doing recently?
Watching Sonny with a Chance and talking to ppl on the phone. Haha.

02. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
When i'm in the theatre.

03. What had happened at 10.00 am today?
I was in the school canteen eating a roti planta, nasi lemak, and fries. YES, i know i eat a lot of unhealthy food.

04. When did you last cry?
Hmm, the last time i really REALLY cried was when i was reading Marley and Me.

05. Believe in fate/destiny?
Yes.

06. What do you want in your life right now?
I don't know but i want to live my life to the fullest now.

07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
I dislike using umbrellas. Don't ask why.

08.What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
My blanket, bolster and my pilllow!

09. What bottom are you wearing now?
Shorts.

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
Does it look like i'm so rajin to go and check my inbox?

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
Sometimes, yes.

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
Not now.

13. What was the last movie you caught?
Underworld 3 : Rise of the Lycans.

14. What are you proud of?
I'm proud of nothing now.

15. What does the oldest message in your inbox says?
I dunno. Why don't you check?

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
Sara Bareilles - Gravity.

17. Do you have any nicknames?
Ppl just call me Nicole. Or Nicole Fong. Or Fong.

18. What does your last received text message say?
*Ignoring*

19. What time did you go to bed last night?
10.45pm but i woke up at 4am to study. Haha.

20. Are you currently happy?
YES!

OMGOSH!

I love SONNY WITH A CHANCE! It's so funny!

OMGOSH! Guess what? There's gonna be FINAL DESTINATION 4!!! THIS YEAR!!!! IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOSH rite?????? OH MY FREAKING GOSH, ISNT THAT COOL?

Take a look at this. It's cool, yet funny. The guys face is just hilarious.

One more thing.

Congrats to the wonderful people who got straight As for their SPM!

I AM SO HAPPY.

I finished my KH paper in like half an hour. I had 45 minutes left. I tried to sleep but i couldn't. I was too excited. You know why? BECAUSE,

MY EXAMS ARE OVER. OH YEA. Uh-huh, uh-huh. HAHAH.
I know that's it's just a tiny little test but it took a hell lot of my time.
KH was quite ok. It was only the last two pages of the paper that i hantam-ed. Geography was extremely HARD. It's not only me who says it was tough. LOSHNI and Crystal said it was too. And guess what? They're smarty pants. So, enough about school!

I just came back frm MV like an hour ago. Had lunch there. And didn't really do much. Had no time. Anyways, i CANNOT wait for tomorrow! I'm watching Marley & Me AND Race to Witch Mountain tomorrow. Oh yea, uh-huh, uh-huh. BE jealous man. I am super duper happy. Oh, and on Saturday, i'm going for the ICC Concert. Bleh.

Ok, you know, Astro Max sucks? I seriously hate it. If it were a person, i would like to kick its ass. If it had one. SO PISSED OFF AT IT. It did not record MY AMERICAN IDOL AND MY CSI. Which is uberly annoying. URGH.

I'm thinking of skipping school tomorrow. The main reasons are that i am just plain lazy and that i haven't finished my Seni! Haha, i know a lot of ppl who haven't too. But then, there's the Leo meeting. Pfft. Oh haha. I dunno la. See first.

3 days to Phuket!

I have lost my concentration to study.

I have given up studying Geo and KH. SERIOUSLY. I keep getting distracted. Like how i'm typing this now. I even watched 90210 just now. Hmmm, i'm starting to like it. I am sooo restless. KH IS SO USELESS. SO IS GEO. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PIPES AND WOOD AND ELECTRIC CRAP AND HOW TO SEW CRAP?

The simple answer is no. I don't think i'll be getting any sleep tonight. Or maybe i will.

I like Sonny with a Chance. STARTING to like. Kinda funny and retarded. Haha. It's a Disney Channel series with Demi Lovato in it. The only thing is that she tries to do funny but she actually can't. Really. Selena Gomez would've been a better choice.

You know, the telly is like calling my name and saying NICOLE, comeee herreeeee. And watcchhhhh meeeeee. AAAAHHHH. I think i'm losing my mind.

I also have eye bags now thanks to Sejarah and Science.

I WAS suppose to watch Hotel for Dogs but my mom didn't let me go. PFFT. HEELLLOO??? Free TICKET?????

ANYWAYS, i shall be free tomorrow. Till then, my brain is having some complications trying to function.
WHOA, i'm being uberly lame now.

You know, the Astro Max is being a pain in the arssseee and NOT RECORDING AMERICAN IDOL??? If it was a person, i would like to slap it.

Anyways, enough ranting here. I have to go and TRY to study.

Oh, i'm watching Marley and Me this Friday.

I had two hours of sleep last night.

Bleh. I'm so sleepy. And i forgot i was sleepy, and i drank coffee. SO i'm super wide awake now.

I'm so happy Sejarah is over. It was ok. Only Form 2, Bab 5, i hantam. Pfft.
Science was soooo hard. Honestly, i thought it was hard. I'm not exaggerating. It was crap. Especially the subjective part. SUCK MAN!

6 more days to Phuket. 2 more days to freedom. 3 more days to Marley & Me. Oh and tomorrow i'm watching Hotel for Dogs. Free ticket :D And i know exams are still on.

Did you/Do you know that we study about The Big Bang in our Science this year? It's about space and galaxies. I find it awesomely cool and don't know why ppl don't. Isn't interesting that maybe, somewhere out there, there's a parallel universe? Meaning, there is another me, and another you. And another Earth. Just different personalities. I blame the sci-fi shows for making me a sci-fi geek :]

I'll do the 100 Q tag soon. SOONNNN. Tata, i'm off to cram KH and Geo in my head right now!

Oh btw, I am now a Leo Nicole Fong :]

Report on Cindy's party // updates on moi

Oh, before i start, HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY, to all you fab ladies!

Date : 7th March 2008, Saturday.
Time : 7pm till i went home at 10.45pm but the others went back at 11.00.
Venue : Cindy's apartment.

When i got there, they were watching Pink Panther. So i just sat there and watched it la. Hmm, who came ..... Shan, Brenda, Shawn, David, Kheng Hoe, Jet, Yuan, CCY, Liyana, Hua Hui, Allen, and Kok Hong. AND SUE ANN. Some "PEOPLE" *coughs* didn't come. Ok, so when we finished the movie, we ate pizza, and satays. After that, another movie, New In Town, it's the new movie with Renee Zellweger (I hv no idea how you spell her name.) and it was pretty funny but it was soooo predictable. To me. The last part was pretty boring. But it was funny overall. You should watch it with friends. Sooooo, the karoake set was taken out. And Kok Hong put in some Best Women Songs or something. It's quite old. Maybe 06 or 07? Yea, David & Reagan ended up singing most of the songs cos no one wanted to. The songs were kinda high. So it was really hilarious! iT WAS DAMN FUNNY. And then later i joined in. And HAHAHAHAHA. The last time i was singing at my mom's friend's party, i ended up singing and singing until 3am in the morning with a bunch of people who i HARDLY know and who were so much older than me. I want a karoake set. But it costs so much. ANYWAYS, back to my point, after that, they put on some Chinese songs. And i was the only banana there cos Shawn went home at 10 with Hua Hui, Liyana, and Sue Ann. And we had desert after that, cream caramel which my mom made. I had to go after that but they were trying to play the Dance Revolution thing on the PS2 but i think they couldn't. That's all i guess. It was fun, the singing part, HAHA.
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I still haven't studied my Sejarah. It's so lame and boring. urgh. SUCK MAN.
I REACHED 10,000 points in Fish Wrangler! WOO! It's a game on Facebook. To you Facebookers, play it!
My dad is pissing the crap out of me :]
Bleh, that's all for today, folks!
I'm off to continue watching Underworld 3. Tata.
My abdomens hurt :[

I like girls, they like me, they look so good, in they seven jeans.

HAHAHA. I love this song!

Eeeekk. I don't like this song.

It's sick. Guess what disco stick means?

More frm fmylife.com

WARNING : SOME OF THEM HERE ARE SICK! HAHAHHA. NOT MEANT FOR THE INNOCENT PPL!!


Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML


Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML (THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!)


Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML


Today, I was on my way home from a friends house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML


Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML


Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML


Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML.


Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML


Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML


Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML( HAHAHHA)


Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

I WAS really bored and restless. Keith got all the sicko jokes.

1 week,

to PHUKET!
I'm half looking forward to it and yet i'm kinda dreading it.

Jeng Jeng Jeng

Maths was OK! Phew, i was rushing like crazy. I'm glad it's over.

So, American Idol. Here's the usual, Tatiana DEL ANNOYING Toro is back in. She got a second chance. So did Megan, the guy who sang Viva La vida and 5 more. Blech. Why Tatiana?
I am happy for Scott Mackintyre (The blind dude). You rock my socks!

90210 rocks.

CSI this week was AWESOME!

Desperate Housewives was SO HILARIOUS.

Heroes is getting lame.

I haven't watched The Tudors and Ben 10: Alien Force yet.

Jeng. Zis song is catchy :]

Ohhh, this is hilarious.

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth.

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me.

HAHAHA. This is so funny. LOL.
http://www.fmylife.com/

Sara Bareilles - Gravity

How is it that i am the only one that likes this song?
Note : Video is somewhere in the previous postss.

Something always brings me back to you.
It never takes too long.
No matter what I say or do I'll still feel you here 'til the moment I'm gone.

You hold me without touch.
You keep me without chains.
I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain.

Set me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be.
But you're on to me and all over me.

You loved me 'cause I'm fragile.
When I thought that I was strong.
But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone.

Set me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity.
Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be.
But you're on to me and all over me.

I live here on my knees as I try to make you see that you're everything I think I need here on the ground.
But you're neither friend nor foe though I can't seem to let you go.
The one thing that I still know is that you're keeping me down

Why do birds suddenly appear?

They long to be close to youuuu. I think my dog is on lying on my bed now even though she knows she's not supposed to. I am dead tired. Training was torturous as usual. Now i have to stay back at school every freaking day because i have to run 1500 for Sports Day. Isn't that mucho fun? And i haven't even actually started studying yet. Desperate Hsewives was hilarious. 90210 is getting nicer. Facebook won't open up. Pffft.

Guess what?

Grace is also going to Phuket on the same days as moi. But she's staying at the JW Marriott Hotel. And i'm all the way at Hilton. Soooo, we're like soooo far apart. HOW SAD, tho. My only chance of surviving there, POOF.

Anyways, CONGRATS TO ALLEN FOR GETTING ENGAGED!

I think i take back what i said about Gravity being boring. It's NICE.

Oh is are the colours on my blog nice? It took me so long to decide. Lalalalala, pls DO comment. HAHA.

Oh, i went to ISKL yesterday night to watch their dance/drama show called Harlequin / Suicide in B Flat. I missed the dance part cos we all came late but apparently, it was very good. And the drama was just brialliant. But you will only understand the whole thing at the end once they tell you the plot. And when you think of it, you go OHHHHH. The acting was really GOOD. And their props too. I wish i could watch it again because now only i understand it. Most of us couldn't understand it so yea.

Should it be PINK and BLUE or PINK and ORANGE?

I play Lil Eco Racer on Facebook, do you???

vconIf you don't, pls do. Haha. (Lil) Eco Racer. Make sure you play, ya.

SO much for qualifying for NAG. DAMN.

I LOVE THIS SONG. And the video rocks too. I heard it a long long time ago but only now, i'm starting to like these songs. Sooo emoooo.

Waiting for your call, I'm sick, call I'm angry
call I'm desperate for your voice
Listening to the song we used to sing
In the car, do you remember
Butterfly, Early Summer
It's playing on repeat, Just like when we would meet
Like when we would meet

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

Stripped and polished, I am new, I am fresh
I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, flesh to flesh
Cause every breath that you will take
when you are sitting next to me
will bring life into my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy?
(What's your, what's your, what's your...)

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

And I'm tired of being all alone, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home
x4
(I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have)

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

A song for maybe those who MIGHT like it, cos it's OK to me only.